Raymond Chen (Microsoft troubleshooting guru) excels at making funny analogies. A customer writing an Internet Explorer plugin complains that ExitProcess doesn’t work as expected. Raymond make analogy to a homeowner asking a house guest:
“Why did you call the demolition company to destroy my house?”
“I couldn’t think of a [better] way to destroy your house.”
🙂
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2011/11/18/10238335.aspx